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Wiener Fights Baby For America’s Attention
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Wiener Fights Baby For America’s Attention

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A fierce rivalry has exploded over the past week between a mayoral candidate’s (self-describedly) photogenic penis and a newborn British person most famous for his past work as a fetus. Fans got both figures on every major news program, loudly proclaiming “I need more!” over non-fan mumblings like “why are either of these news.” One … Continue reading →

Live Coverage on Suburban Woman’s “Royal Food Baby”
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Live Coverage on Suburban Woman’s “Royal Food Baby”

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LeahAndLia.com has been tirelessly on the scene since Eileen Thompson, a local suburban woman, playfully announced to her husband, Kyle, on Friday evening the arrival of what she described as her “royal food baby” before settling in for the evening with some Netflix. Earlier that same evening, the above-average-looking couple had been enjoying an impossibly … Continue reading →