Democrat Hopes Meeting Bear In Middle Will Stop In-Progress Mauling
General Whining / In The News / Politics / The Man / Uncategorized

Democrat Hopes Meeting Bear In Middle Will Stop In-Progress Mauling

“I’m here to reach across the aisle and see which parts of me being eaten can align with my goals as well,” one Democratic legislator said early Thursday in between guttural shrieks of pain. “It’s impossible to fight back against every bite. When I do finally fight back against one, I want it to count.”  … Continue reading

Study: a growing number of Americans don’t believe in Beyonce
Celebrities / Fears / In The News / Spirituality

Study: a growing number of Americans don’t believe in Beyonce

“I definitely don’t believe in a perfect, all-knowing version of Beyoncé,” said one woman polled for a long-term study of Americans’ attitudes about the entertainer. She recently decided she identifies as Beyoncé-agnostic. “She’s probably something more like an energy that we can’t totally understand yet.” “Um, I don’t believe in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy … Continue reading