SHOCKER: Minutes Before Debate, Trump Reveals Himself To Be Cthulhu, Lord Of Destruction And Evil
Natural Phenomena / Politics

SHOCKER: Minutes Before Debate, Trump Reveals Himself To Be Cthulhu, Lord Of Destruction And Evil

ST. LOUIS, MO – It’s unclear how the polls and audience opinion will be affected since Trump revealed himself to be Cthulhu, supreme lord of destruction, chaos, and evil, just before the debate Sunday night. “I still just don’t trust Hillary,” one voter explained, as Trump/Cthulhu murdered a newborn baby in ritual sacrifice to ancient … Continue reading