A Commencement Speech – For Your First Year Out Of College
Adulthood Struggles / Advice / Grief Counseling / Self Help

A Commencement Speech – For Your First Year Out Of College

Seeing all of you gathered here today, mostly in your pajamas, it’s crazy to realize that just one year ago we were just starting on this journey: capped and gowned, maybe kind of drunk, truly thrilled to see our family but also excited for them to leave so we could have sex with Kevin before … Continue reading

The Musical Soundtrack To Postgrad Unemployment
Adulthood Struggles / Advice / Feats Of Musical Genius / General Whining / Grief Counseling

The Musical Soundtrack To Postgrad Unemployment

Your first summer as a degreed adult has dawned. As you may have noticed, the rest of your life sprawls endlessly, terrifyingly before you with no semblance of the former school-year structure you’ve known for roughly 90% of your life. Luckily, when I graduated I decided to capture the sounds of this horrible time in … Continue reading