Democrat Hopes Meeting Bear In Middle Will Stop In-Progress Mauling
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Democrat Hopes Meeting Bear In Middle Will Stop In-Progress Mauling

“I’m here to reach across the aisle and see which parts of me being eaten can align with my goals as well,” one Democratic legislator said early Thursday in between guttural shrieks of pain. “It’s impossible to fight back against every bite. When I do finally fight back against one, I want it to count.”  … Continue reading